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I've tried A LOT of cages on my journey, and this one is super comfortable. Good thing because I'm in permanent chastity (that's a good thing).
It's easy to clean in the shower, and I only rarely take it off long enough to run it through the dishwasher (top shelf, no heated dry). And it's bonkers quick and easy to put on.
I do slip a nut often, even with the smallest "A" spacer, unless I wear the anti-pullout attachment. With the anti-pullout you can twist and bend and whatever you want but it's not slipping off. But it makes the cage slightly uncomfortable because it prevents my shaft from going past the inner ridges to the end of the cage. However they now have the Z spacer, and fingers crossed that solves the problem.
The hinge at the base of the ring is somewhat/fairly painful when night erections happen (like clockwork at 4:45am and 6:30 lol). But it is an easy trade-off for how remarkably easy it is to get the ring on. Besides, the night pain is kind of a kinky reminder that I'm caged by someone who holds the keys. Worth it, you can put this cage on in under a minute and be on your way...to your next cage check photo.
Advice for buyers--go smaller than you're thinking. I wear the Mini--it is perfect and undetectable under even the most revealing pants or shorts. And get the version 2 cage, because it drains better than the original.
But yeah I love this cage and plan to be in it a LONG while.
I like the way I looks and feels on myself. I’m down to the medium size ring and spacer. There are times I have to re-adjust myself because my sack tries to retract back up into my scrotum and It gets uncomfortable. As long as I sit with my legs spaced out enough it feels fine since I’m not squeezing my sack. I enjoy being caged all day until I shower.
It's pretty comfortable to wear for a long time. But on the ring the little metal hump or pin where it hinges, points towards your body can cause irritation and pain. This is caused my it rubbing or poking the skin. This can be very uncomfortable at times. I'd love to see some new type of ring that fixes that issue because it's pretty comfortable to wear overall.
After using a Holy Trainer for years my wife and keyholder discovered me one day cleaning the cage in the shower; she was quite shocked to learn that i could slide myself out of it with a little soap and some imagination. Well those days are over now as I am securely locked in a Vice version 2 mini, can't slide out of this one. It is the most comfortable and secure cage I have worn in our five years of chastity play. My only compliant was the spacer has some very sharp edges that were stabbing into my boys while I walked around; we took a nail file to the edges and now it is extremely comfortable to wear.
If you are an experienced Chastity wearer you understand it is still possible to get hard or at least somewhat erect in a cage, but I have notice wearing this vice mini that my erections dissipate very quickly compared to other cages i've worn; not sure if it is a tube size or shape design, but it makes longer wear more comfortable.
So far I am a very satisfied caged sub.
Tried this device for the more open design for cleaning.
So far it's been pretty comfortable for daytime wear, can't guarantee the nocturnal problem of other devices won't be around the same though.
Did have an issue with a sheered locking pin but a new set was sent out free of charge very quickly and no other issue since.
Goddess and I have been experimenting with chastity for a while now and this is one of the better products we have used. There are some positives and some negatives as with any device.
First the down side. It is somewhat difficult to put on. There are many times during where things are pinched or scraped and while a tiny bit of lube does help sometimes, all too often it ends in frustration and giving up on wearing it for that particular occasion. The anti pull out seems like it is still using the sizes from the larger devices and does not prevent pullout. In fact when flaccid, I slide right out from the anti pullout portion.
The good news is for those who are into long time wear, once it is in place and if the sizing is correct, this is an extremely comfortable and light weight device that allows for maximum maneuverability even during workouts. I personally do not use the anti pull out for the above stated reasons, but would consider trying again if the spacing of them was adjusted.
Comfy but for something that is over $150 i expected way more.
the base ring moves way too much in relation to the tube, this makes it very easy to remove the testicles from it.
the unique feature of this cage is the anti-pull out, which i was really exited for and justified the price for me but this turned out to be by far the most disappointing part of the device, to call this cage inescapable is a joke or just a straight up lie, the gap between the anti-pull out bars when closed is not nearly small enough even the one with the smallest gap provides no resistance what so ever.
changes id like to see:
anti-pullout clip with a gap of under 10mm i would even say 5mm would be nice.
Some form of internal lock, hearing the padlock hitting the plastic of the cage is annoying and lazy on the part of the designer.
MAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF METAL SO WE CAN WELD THE FUCKER ON.
The thing just slips right off. I thought this would a good cage for me as a grower, I thought wrong. I got the Vice mini v2, it's a cute design and the material feels nice, not worth the price with how cheep the materials feel tho. The anti pullout doesn't work, I tried the smallest everything and it was too big. I'm having a hard time finding a good cage and this was another waste of money. It's design is also super bulky which was annoying, I couldn't get it to comfortably fit in my clothes. I would be interested in trying an XS anti-pullout to see if that would fix it but I find it hard to justify spending $25 just to get a $150 cage to work that should have out of the box.
Don’t waste your money. You can get the same results spending 29.95 for one from china. Doesn’t work at all. Total waste of money and time.
The only device that will fit me and is comfortable for longer play, as a larger man. Appreciate the extended sizes, and the quality is very good. Definitely a big purchase for the war chest but well worth the money.
By far the best chastity device I’ve tried so far. I love how it comes with a assortment of rings, spacers, and anti pull outs. With all these things supplied with a vice purchase it made it so easy to fit and arrange perfectly for long term use and comfort.
This is the perfect device. Ive always slipped out of every chastity ive worn before but this one is truly inescapable. Edges are vey smooth so no pain or discomfort. The only downside i have it i thought it was smaller, they might wanna think about making an even smaller size.
From the Testers
“The Vice™ is an exciting new device which crushes the competition. No more fumbling for pins while trying to put the device on. The sturdy and well build cage attaches to the base ring with ease. Once on, you will see how easy it is to forget your locked. Comfort is great with its rounded base ring and smoothed cage edges. And if your an escape artist, be forewarned… it’s not going to be that easy anymore! The security of The Vice™ is second to none with the addition of the built-in anti-pullout security feature. Trying to get out will leave you feeling defeated and raw. If the feeling of frustration is what you crave, The Vice™ will deliver!!!” – AJ
“A perfectly evil device that has obviously had a lot of thought and development put into it, having also been a late stage prototype tester I can without doubt say all my concerns were listened to and the communication with this company is excellent. A well built device that you’ll love to hate and your partner will just love.” – T. Parkes
“After trying many devices I was looking for a device that is comfortable and most of all secure. The Vice™ is made from a material that is stronger and less resistant to splitting then other devices but still comfortable enough for long term wear. The anti-pull out design works very well at preventing pull out, and would be incredibly hard to get back in if defeated. I definitely recommend it over other devices and believe it to be one of the best in the market.” – Jay
“After receiving the demo, I was a bit skeptical about the anit-pullout portion of The Vice™. It looked menacing; same as the spikes as other devices. After giving it a try, I found the anti-pullout system quite comfortable. With some work, I’m able to slip out of other devices. I gave myself two days to try my hardest to pull out of The Vice™ with no luck. The Engineering of The Vice™ and its anti-pullout is solid and does not cause pain, injury, or harm like the spikes of other devices.” – J.R.