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My wife bought the mini vice 9yrs ago,The past 8yrs it hasnt been off.ive had no issues with it,,best cage ever,recently,she bought the micro cage and put it on me,,she said its gonna be permenant,,,one day driving around town ,she showed me the key in her hand,,,then tossed it out the window,,the micro cage is doing its job!i love it,,very happy with the fit and that it has no pinching etc,,,
My wife has wanted me locked in chastity for some time but most of the units we purchased only had smaller rings and would not work. I have a medical issue that has created a problem with a rather large girth around the back my testicles and the normal size rings will not work at all. When my wife saw the ad for the Vice mini with the option for the 3XXXL ring, she immediately ordered it. When it arrived, she was so excited to try the large ring on me that she called and asked me to come home from work early. While the ring is still a little tight on me, she was able to fit it around and quickly assemble the unit and everything fit snugly but this was the first unit that we have ever been able to use as intended. I’ve now been in Chasity for 8 days and there is no escaping this unit. It is a little tight and we just ordered the Vice standard to give me a little more room inside, but my wife is thrilled that she can finally keep my locked in my cage until she feels I’ve earned some “free time” and she wants to reward me. I found that I quickly got used to the Vice and have to admit that it does prevent me from going back to my old ways of being a serial masturbator. My wife has my full attention to only focus on her pleasure now and that has made us both much happier. Thanks for such a great product and also for the quick service you’ve provided to us.
Great product with amazing custom options in regards to spacers, rings and vice grips.
I don't usually leave reviews however the delivery time from the USA to the UK was faster than UK based orders. Placed on the 3rd April 2023 and arrived shortly after on the 10th. Super happy
We all love the idea of inescapable cages, which is impossible without a PA.....until now. At first I was skeptical of my Vice Mini V2. I had heard it was inescapable after two days, which I sadly found to be false. HOWEVER, after a couple more days it's true!!! The anti pullouts make it much more uncomfortable to strain after a coupke days, but IMO being unable to pull out is worth it. The only complaint I have is the locks sold here are poor quality, especially if you wear diapers. But the Vice? I see they're on sale as I write this so Imma go try to get some friends to get em too. Best cage there is!
I've had my very first Vice, The Mini V2 (Pink), for 10 days now and so far I am very pleased. And what pleases me the most about this device is that there is absolutely "Nowhere to grow!" My flaccid penis completely fills the tube and so when I lock myself in even the tiniest fraction of an erection is utterly impossible! This is the very definition of sexual torment and frustration! It drives up the wall! The Goddess Who lives at the center of my being says : "Thank you Locked In Lust!"
I got my mini V2 about 8 months ago and loved it.
Mine started cracking down the middle like other reviewers. Luckily I was able to get a free replacement part mailed to me. The email response was fast, like within 12 hours- send the email at night wake up next day response- then shipped out that night.
Hopefully the cage cost them pennies to make because i'm probably going to warranty claim the vice every 8 months if it keeps breaking. The cage is just too good to not use. if being a disposable 8 month cage is what it takes to have 10/10 comfort/pleasure/look/feel then so be it.
Hopefully they make Version 3 be one solid piece of plastic in the same shape as the mini. Maybe figure out a way to improve the ability to hide the cage under clothes and sell that too. Maybe make a pleasure band that is smooth that grips the inside of the cage like the anti-pullout without the sandpaper texture, Bonus points if you can make something get in there and vibrate, Bonus Bonus points if it's remote controlled.
I still recommend this cage even though it is destined to break. With a 1 year warranty you can at least replace it
Having tried many different types of chastity
Ive always had trouble with comfort and it getting to uncomfortable and also easy to just pull out easily dissapointing my wife that ive escaped !
But i bought the vice mini with anti pullout. It is really comfortable and ensures i cannot get out without my wife letting me out.
Well done guys youve got a very happy cuckold. And hotwife.
I have now had my second Vice mini crack down the middle. I'm not sure if I got unlucky with a faulty product twice or if the quality of this cage is just that bad. I absolutely loved it while wearing it and was going to be my new go to over the kink 3D cobra but alas it broke again. I love the module design and end the anti pullout is such a life savior because I no longer have to adjust the cage as much as a grower. The durability is my only complaint
I have been in chastity off and on since 2020. The reason why I say off and on is finding a device that I can wear all the time has been frustrating. But now I have found the perfect one that will allow me to remain in permanent chastity. I own the standard, mini and now I just ordered the micro. BTW you guys have the best customer service, I recently had a ring that was defective and you guys responded extremely fast to replace the ring.
Forever locked Don
The vice mini is poor quality. The cage split once in first year. 3 anti pullout devices broke. The good thing they replaced all the broke pieces
My first Vice was the Mini V2. We really enjoyed the product, but it was a bit too roomy unless Im aroused. Even with the Z spacer and pullout I was shrinking and getting pinched, just not a good long term fit for myself. By this point my wife was enjoying having me in chastity too much for me to stop so we moved to a smaller steel cage. After 6 months that was getting too spacious so the look was on for a more accurate long term fit. I saw an ad that new, smaller chastity was available from here and the decision between micro and clitty was made. Its been over a month now, my clitty has gotten used to its new home. The Vice Clitty with B spacer is where I am at now. Its very comfortable for long-term wear and their customer service is awesome.
I have had my sub/husband in pretty much 24/7 chastity for the past 5 years. In that time I have experimented with several different devices. To this date the vice is probably one of the best we have experienced. There is one modification we did that you may want to add to your device and two other modifications that I feel you need to get a 5 out of five rating.
1. We used a Dremel tool to enlarge the opening in the front so that my husband's PA 4ga Pierce ring can poke through. This also gives options for increase security.
2. I would like to see the vice portion of this product be made one or two levels smaller. If you do this I would like to purchase a tighter vice.
3. The round rings work fine but I think it would be more comfortable for my husband if the ring were slightly triangular shaped to be more ergonomic. He rides a motorcycle and the round ring is very uncomfortable and he is unable to tolerate long rides.
The vice is our current go-to. I am looking for any upgrades that might come down in the future. Good work.
From the Testers
“The Vice™ is an exciting new device which crushes the competition. No more fumbling for pins while trying to put the device on. The sturdy and well build cage attaches to the base ring with ease. Once on, you will see how easy it is to forget your locked. Comfort is great with its rounded base ring and smoothed cage edges. And if your an escape artist, be forewarned… it’s not going to be that easy anymore! The security of The Vice™ is second to none with the addition of the built-in anti-pullout security feature. Trying to get out will leave you feeling defeated and raw. If the feeling of frustration is what you crave, The Vice™ will deliver!!!” – AJ
“A perfectly evil device that has obviously had a lot of thought and development put into it, having also been a late stage prototype tester I can without doubt say all my concerns were listened to and the communication with this company is excellent. A well built device that you’ll love to hate and your partner will just love.” – T. Parkes
“After trying many devices I was looking for a device that is comfortable and most of all secure. The Vice™ is made from a material that is stronger and less resistant to splitting then other devices but still comfortable enough for long term wear. The anti-pull out design works very well at preventing pull out, and would be incredibly hard to get back in if defeated. I definitely recommend it over other devices and believe it to be one of the best in the market.” – Jay
“After receiving the demo, I was a bit skeptical about the anit-pullout portion of The Vice™. It looked menacing; same as the spikes as other devices. After giving it a try, I found the anti-pullout system quite comfortable. With some work, I’m able to slip out of other devices. I gave myself two days to try my hardest to pull out of The Vice™ with no luck. The Engineering of The Vice™ and its anti-pullout is solid and does not cause pain, injury, or harm like the spikes of other devices.” – J.R.