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by Anonymous on The Vice
Mini Vice

I've had my Vice Mini for a few weeks now, never had anything more comfortable. Once I got the right combination locked on, feels like a second skin. Consealable under all clothing and very comfortable in day to day activities. Great job on the design!!! Love everything about it!!!

by Joel on The Vice
The Vice, PLUS?

You don't want my review, the site wouldn't print it anyway. I bought a PLUS. My advice? If you're penis is bigger than your thumb, Buy something else.

by Jeff on The Vice
Comfortable and secure

The Vice Plus is comfortable, secure and great quality. Tried a couple other chasity cages and was dissatisfied to say the least. I would definitely recommend if you want to be locked long term.

by Caleb on The Vice
Misses a few marks

It is very much escapable, the ring sizes don’t hold the cage in place, so I deal with a lot of slippage. The spacers and corresponding Anti-Pullout rings don’t actually match in size like they say they will, so I’ve had to try several different combinations of rings, spacers, and anti-pullout rings. I’m disappointed to have spent so much money on broken advertisements.

by Lucius Corley on The Vice
Loved it at first...

Let's start with the good:

The Vice Plus is very well made. For it being a plastic cage with a seam down the middle, it holds together very well. The seam hasn't split in the month I have owned the cage, whereas other plastic cages didn't last a week. The spacer is made differently from other cages, too, and since it fits inside the back ring properly, it doesn't separate and pinch like other plastic or metal cages. The hinged back ring fits like a glove and doesn't have any play or give in the hinge, so it doesn't pinch either. The anti-pullout ring works as advertised. There is no pulling out of this cage with it in place. Even if your penis does start to slip out, the anti-pullout ring catches on the head of your penis and prevents it from coming the rest of the way out. The cage is also made of thicker plastic than other plastic cages, so it doesn't have issues with breaking or cracking. The cage is also super lightweight, so you easily forget it is there. All of the pieces come in multiple sizes and they are all marked with their sizes, so putting it all together is super easy. If you have a penis that is below average size, The Vice will work well for you. Average or larger, I would not recommend.

Now onto my experience where I will detail the bad:

I bought the Vice Plus in early May because it was touted as inescapable and the measurement range in the description fit my measurements. The first day in the cage was uncomfortable because I had not yet gotten used to the anti-pullout device. Day 2 and 3 each got better, but day 4 posed my first real problem. The problem was that even though my measurements were within the range on the description, my penis would shrink and grow small amounts throughout the day. This caused my penis to shift inside the cage and with the anti-pullout in place, the skin of my penis would bulge out of the vent holes and through the small gaps in front of and behind the anti-pullout ring. This caused some pinching and rubbing that I thought would eventually work itself out. It did not. On day 5, while cleaning, I noticed that there were bruising marks on the sides of my penis where the anti-pullout ring was, and two small lacerations with dried blood where the vent holes were. I had to keep the cage off for 4 days to recover. When I finally healed up and put the cage back on, I started to notice chaffing on the underside of my penis where the extra skin would rub. I tried adding a small amount of quality water-based lube when putting on the cage as it shows in the video, but that only made things worse because the lube would dry out and leave my penis and the inside of the cage tacky. I took everything off and washed it all very well and dried it all off and tried again. Still no luck. My next attempt was to use a bit of corn starch baby powder to ease the friction between my penis and the cage. It worked until I had to pee. When peeing with the cage on, pee doesn't just go out of the opening like it is supposed to, even with the penis properly aligned in the tube. The pee fills the tiny amount of empty space at the end of the tube and as pressure builds, pee then gets forced up the tube and around the penis. This made the baby powder wet and even cleaning it all out with Q-tips and a hair dryer on cool, my penis would rub and chafe.

Keep in mind, my Owner is unlocking me every night when I shower to clean everything, so I am not going days at a time without cleaning. 24 hours maximum between cleanings. I make sure that everything is clean and dry completely before putting it all back on. I have a skin tag on the left side of my penis and another growing on the right, so they are getting caught in the gaps between the anti-pullout ring and the opening for the anti-pullout ring. When that happens, major discomfort issues happen and eventually it leads to abrasions and bleeding. That is a me issue and no fault of the device. However, it is still an issue considering extra skin on the penis also gets caught in those gaps.

I also managed to break one of the locking pins a week into owning the device. It broke while I was sleeping, so I have no idea exactly what caused the breakage, but I emailed customer service and had the pin replaced via the warranty within 4 days. Major kudos to the company for their quick response and warranty process. Everything was super simple and easy to do, and the replacement part was put in the mail the very next day.

Now onto my actual review:

I recommend this cage for anyone who sits at the absolute bottom of the measurement ranges. Anything above the bottom numbers on that range and the cage will not fit properly. I also recommend this cage for short term chastity. Definitely not for anything longer than 3 to 5 days. Long term chastity is ill advised with ANY plastic cage, no matter how well built the device. The major problem I have with this cage is how enclosed it leaves the penis. If it were made a bit more like a birdcage style cage, it would be almost perfect. However, that style is not very sturdy in a plastic medium.

I like this cage, I do. I just can't wear it for any more than 3 days at a time without having to go to my old metal birdcage style cage for the rest of my chastity duration. I would recommend this cage as a "punishment" cage for when a chaste submissive breaks a rule and needs a short period of extra strict chastity. That is about all I can figure for a useful employment for this cage. DO NOT buy this as your only chastity device and DO NOT buy this as your permanent chastity device. It is only suited for temporary chastity. PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO SIZES! Your size should be at the bottom of the ranges listed in order to allow for proper fitting of the cage portion. Also keep in mind that the opening for the cage is a bit smaller than the rest of the tube, so keep that in mind when sizing your cage. Measure the widest portion of the head of your penis to ensure it will fit through the opening. I wish I had seen a review like this before I had purchased The Vice Plus, because I would have avoided the purchase since I can only use it for short term and I am still looking for a comfortable long term cage.

by paul on The Vice
vice mini

very very poor design, cheaply made plastic, extremely overpriced, I wish I never purchased it, very uncomfortable to wear, looks cheap.

by Allen on The Vice

I have had my vice mini for almost 2 weeks and it is very light weigt which is nice but not inescapable as claims have bee made. I ave trued several combinations of ring sizes and spacers. I use the smallest spacer and the smallest ring i can and still be comfortable. My testicles keep coming threw the ring has happened twice today! I have ordered the smaller z spacer to see if it helps but im really not expecting it to. I spent the money for the vice because they say it is inescapable, so far not vey pleased.

by Tim on The Vice
Min Vice

I recieved my Mini Vice on May 25th, OMG, this is the most comfortable chastity device I have ever had. The sizes are easy to figure out, assemble was simple, the anti pull out is perfect. So light weight and concealable perfect fit. Don't even know it's there. Very happy. Thankyou so much for this design.

by Anonymous on The Vice
Vice Mini

I got my mini vice 4 days ago. So comfortable. Dont think i ever want to take it off. Have been locked in many different cages, but this one is great. Easy to assemble and fits just right. The anti pullout system is amazing. This i will enjoy my lockup this year

by Anonymous on The Vice
Vice mini

Got my mini vice on May 25. Been locked up for 96 hours. OMG so comfy!!!! So happy I found the mini vice. Its fantastic!!!

by Anonymous on The Vice
Mini vice

This chastity device is the best option for chastity I've found. Comfortable and easy. Dont even want to try to get out. Very light weight and concealable. Love it

by bruce richardson on The Vice
the vice plus

i bought this in august 19 quick delivery,was very easy to set up and fit have worn it everyday since its so comfortable ,its easy to remove and clean and replace afterwards can shower or bath with it on to my key holder removes it once a week to clean,i love it want the next size down and the mini to

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From the Testers


“The Vice is an exciting new device which crushes the competition. No more fumbling for pins while trying to put the device on. The sturdy and well build cage attaches to the base ring with ease. Once on, you will see how easy it is to forget your locked. Comfort is great with its rounded base ring and smoothed cage edges. And if your an escape artist, be forewarned… it’s not going to be that easy anymore! The security of The Vice is second to none with the addition of the built-in anti-pullout security feature. Trying to get out will leave you feeling defeated and raw. If the feeling of frustration is what you crave, The Vice will deliver!!!”    – AJ

“A perfectly evil device that has obviously had a lot of thought and development put into it, having also been a late stage prototype tester I can without doubt say all my concerns were listened to and the communication with this company is excellent. A well built device that you’ll love to hate and your partner will just love.”           – T. Parkes

“After trying many devices I was looking for a device that is comfortable and most of all secure. The Vice is made from a material that is stronger and less resistant to splitting then other devices but still comfortable enough for long term wear. The anti-pull out design works very well at preventing pull out, and would be incredibly hard to get back in if defeated. I definitely recommend it over other devices and believe it to be one of the best in the market.”              – Jay

“After receiving the demo, I was a bit skeptical about the anit-pullout portion of The Vice.  It looked menacing; same as the spikes as other devices.  After giving it a try, I found the anti-pullout system quite comfortable.  With some work, I’m able to slip out of other devices.  I gave myself two days to try my hardest to pull out of The Vice with no luck.  The Engineering of The Vice and its anti-pullout is solid and does not cause pain, injury, or harm like the spikes of other devices.”                – J.R.